DR. JOE SEES THRU BRITISH AND THEIR PETROLEUM RUSE!!!!
This is Dr. Joe McCraddy, from The Institute of Things You Should Know.
Did you know that the British don't know the first thing about petroleum, haven't any interest in it at the moment, and may very well be yanking your chain when it comes to the future of petro?
Information has crossed this desk that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that our friends across the pond are not the Great Brits they claim to be, when it comes to dealing with both crude and civil-tongued oil products. Some may even say they are not even Okay Brits.
A document sent to us by someone in the inner circles of Number 10 Downing Street indicates that poor dental care, yorkshire pudding, and those subversives known as the Beatles are simply a ploy to keep Americans looking at the one hand, while the other plants ideas in the heads of children to simply give back the USA to Britain and let bygones be bygones.
I point you to that ringing bell of reason, Paul Revere, who warned you that the British were coming, and you all ignored him, choosing to let it get so out of control, that these teasippers are now poised to ruin our entire gulf coast with their inferior oil product and simple minded leadership that is always led by some Washrag named Tony.
When it comes to petroleum, let America do what it does best. Let us beg, borrow and steal to cleanse our sullied reputations and drill where no man has drilled before. I am fairly sure none of us wants to be stuck driving to work in a car powered by British petroleum, when it can be powered by American know how and good, old gasoline - the kind my mother used to use to clean out our ears.
So, don't fall for all this British petroleum bunk, they aren't anymore interested in making energy out of oil than we are at watching sissies in shorts kick a ball into a net big enough to cover Rhode Island.
And Remember, always remember,
Watch Out!
