FOX NEWS IDIOT RALLIES RACISTS AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRESS AS UNCLE SAM!!!
Glenn Beck held a rally in the capitol of the nation today to celebrate all things Glenn Beck. He declared that he was the only person who could continue the civil rights movement that MLK started at the same spot in the 1960's. He then asked all black people to go to the end of the line of people buying all kinds of crap with Mr. Beck's name and likeness on it in a self promoting scam that only PT Barnum or KISS could pull off. Sean Hannity, rubbed his enormous forehead and wondered aloud how such a boob could beat him in the ratings game. Bill 'O' Reilly wore a cheap disguise and taunted Mr. Beck from the stage with a megaphone and heckling standards like "Keep your day job", "When am I supposed to laugh?" and " You're on the no-spin zone".
Thousands of white people dressed up as Uncle Sam, Betsy Ross and other cracker icons who no longer hold the interest of anyone under the age of 30. Some crackers called the president a muslim, carried signs depicting him as Hitler, and generally carried on like the Civil War never happened, the Civil Rights Bill never passed, and each one of them dropped out of high school and life before they had to take their American History and Constitution class requirements. The Birthers showed up in the Birthmobile, made up of flimsy evidence and old parts from Edsels, K-cars, and American Know How. Beck allowed people to attend the rally for free, but all participants had to buy Beck merchandise if they wanted to leave the event. Oh, and there were some teabaggers who attended who had never read Common Sense by Thomas Payne because they couldn't find the time and had other intellectually imposing tomes on their recently foreclosed night stands like Ann Coulter's " Liberals Ruined My Uterus", and Sarah Palin's "Maverickin Your Butt".
