Miss America's Kindergarten Class comes up with winning graphic- again!!!
Thanks kids, it sure is nice to see you all taking an interest in your country, even though it looks suspiciously like the last graphic for the Indicted States. Oh, well, it's all for a good cause, isn't it?
We believe that the following parodies sent to us by some of the kids in Miss America's class show that these boys and girls are really up on their Chaos and have the reading and vocabulary skills of intelligent college students. Hope you still have time to play guns and dolls and wipe your little snot infested noses on the sleeves of unsuspecting adults.
Tommy Peterson, 5- I think my Dad and I are writing a song about the republican governor race to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme song. It's funny, but if I tell you the lyrics, my dad says you will steal the bit.
Wow, that's truly heart-breaking. When did it get to this place? You make a song up on the playground and it's a hit on the school bus. Now Dumb Dad has to drain all the fun out of the process by bringing up the words Intellectual Property. How anti-american.
Janie Simpkins, 6- My mom and I wrote a song for Governor Quinn to the tune of Bob Dylan's Quinn the Eskimoe. Bob Dylan is a jew, but that doesn't mean he is bad or anything. My mom says Jews are good people who own businesses, go to school, and shouldn't be allowed to dictate our Middle East policy. I didn't really want to write the song, but my mom insists that I do it so I can get into this really rich Jewish prep school on the North Shore. I have to go pretend I'm a PC for my Dad now or it's no playing with my friend Tracy today.
Not you too, Janie. You were such a sweet kid. Helicopter parenting should never be mixed with anti-semitism. Just look at what it did to the Bin Laden kids.
Scott Paulson, 6- I wrote a joke about the Lieutenant Governor elect Jake Plummer. It would be a movie about a guy and a girl who is a plummer and how this guy spends 500 days with this plummer. My dad loved it. He didn't vote for Jake Plummer. I've got to get back to texting guns to my friend Todd.
That's more like it, Scott. Boys should be texting guns. We get the concept of the joke, Scott. It needs alot of work, but it has potential.
Suzie McKenna, 5- I came up with a parody of the Nicolas Cage movie Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call- New Orleans. My poster would be of Springfield and it would have a picture of Scott Cohen, the Democratic Lieutenant Governor elect and it would say Bad Lieutenant Governor- Port of Call Springfield. I promise you, Andy McKenna is not my dad.
Sure, Suzie. It's got your braindead dad all over it. Come clean or we'll send a bunch of tea baggers to your house with poorly spelled picket signs and blatantly racist pictures of Scottish Americans dressed like the Joker in the Dark Knight. Now, go play with your PC, you little dickens.
So that's our Indicted States of America update from Miss America's class. Keep up the good work kids!!!
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