New Attitude Does The Trick!!! Just look at 2010!!
It's a cutie!!!The staff at American Chaos is heralding in the new year instead of welcoming it due to extensive research on heralding and welcoming that indicates the general public prefers heralding over welcoming by an overwhelming 5 to 1 majority. We have to admit it has changed our view of the little tike known as Baby New Year. With a new mandatory health care insurance package, the announcement that certain members of Congress will not run for re-election, and a new season of Lost and 24 , we are positively smitten with 2010. Maybe it's puppy love or a result of using old heart medications, but we can't say enough about the hope, humble nature, and big heartedness of this new year. If you feel differently you're just not paying attention to all the good news coming our way and you're probably a Gloomy Gus who sees dark clouds on the sunniest day. We used to be like that at AC. Not anymore. We read a Joel Osteen book and realized we were heading down a road to nowhere fast if we didn't slam on the breaks and get a front end allignment done on our forward thinking. And you know what? So far it's worked wonders around the office. People say Please and Thank You even when they're not asked to, and nobody has called in sick when they are obviously just going to go to a ball game or sleep off a bad hangover. 2010 , you're the best thing that ever happened to this non-existant humor blog. Want to go see a movie tomorrow?
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