"Must be work of angry God", says crazy TV preacher!!
John Simington of the Resource Center for Inexact Sciences and Debatable Data has released a statement that world events have gone beyond the highway to hell, detoured around the road to hell paved with good intentions, and headed straight to hell in a handbasket, thereby superceding any need for any alarm system of Hell's Bells that may have the effect of waking anybody up from their Vogue magazine reading stupor. Mr. Simington, (pictured at left), went beyond all levels of feigning when it came to the world of surprise, in stating-"Just look at this place, it's a hell hole. And the worst part of it all is that nobody cares". Nobody was available to comment for the entire world and it's apathy.
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