Only White Folks Can Come Up With This Stuff!!
Listen, children, I don't trust The Man any more than you do, but you crazy ass crackers are saying and doing some pretty outta this world stuff about the Prez. Keep it real little childrens. Don't be copping no conspiracy about the president being born in the back seat of a Caddy in Haiti or losing his citizenship papers in a low class joint in Compton or being more Muslim than Malcolm X, Kareen Abdul Jabbar and that Cat Stevens dude all rolled into one. White people, do you ever see a muslim dude all smooth on the razor? You all starting to worry this brother. I know you running scared,because every day you wake up there is a little coffee with your morning newspaper, but we was stuck with white folks in the white house for ever and you never heard us talking about seeing a ghost or getting their gout-carrying, ridiculous looking facial haired, hillbilly familied buh hinds out the door. Damned boys and girls, you know the Bam never boozled you no way no how, but you all crying Nazi, Hitler, and all other type of White Man Invented craziness. You white people got me laughing so hard about how nasty you all got it cause your President want to finally do something about the world you invented. You know the world of slavery, gout, incest, slavery, Civil Wars, more slavery, Mutton chops, free enterprise, super improved slavery, Pat Boone, Sweaters that you tie around your neck, slavery and, oh yeah slavery. I'm worried about you, my little pale-faced freaks. You going all George Wallace, Grand Dragon and Waco, Texas on the Bam and that is not a good trifecta in my horse track of life, babies. Chill out, we aren't going to steal your white women, place you on plantations or take you back on a god forsaken ship to your homelands in Europe. We cool with you all just giving us some props, some jobs, and some space where we don't have to worry that the Fantastic Mr. Fox News going to spring up from his hole and get you all carrying torches like Frankenstein is back in town and this time he's brought the Mothership. So please, get a grip before your neck get redder, and that is not a flattering look for my White On Brothers. So keep it real the way you feel and you won't end up with the raw end of the deal.
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