THANKSGIVING LIST FOR 2009
The staff at American Chaos is thankful for the following:
- Videos featuring piano playing cats - they show us how grateful we should be for having way too much time on our hands- WAY TOO MUCH TIME!!!
- Fake English Accents- Especially the ones that sound like they were taken from a high school drama class. You weren't good at it then and the forecast for future improvement is not very bright.
- Videos featuring people talking into their web cams- We are spellbound by technology, especially when it is placed in the hands of people who have so much to say and so little time to edit it.
- E-mails with flash animation- If they feature photographed heads of friends on top of holiday characters, you are the king of a very small mountain. This one should go hand in hand with number three
- E-mails that have three page attachments- They try our patience and that is always a good character builder, though it can strain friendships and ruin marriages.
- People who talk about their children, themselves, and their children- Scintillating conversationalists unite!
- Friends who are really acquaintances in disguise- See number 6.
- People in their 20s who are heading for a fall and don't see it coming- you know the type- they have created the world, only to find out that it was created out of asbestos and EPA banned chemicals and has to be taken down for the mental and physical health of all the world.
- Mash-ups of classic rock with popular singers of today- Thank you for mashing musical genres up the way Mr. Magoo mashes up automobiles at rush hour
- Wall Street- where would the world be without financial institutions who rely on the kindness of strangers like you to keep them floating their craps game right in front of the vice cops known as the Securities Exchange Commission.
Thank you one blog follower, you keep us writing this tripe for no real apparent reason. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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