This late, breaking news story crossed the Chaos News desk today stating that Health Care Insurance Companies did not make as much profit as really crappy food:
Today's Article: Fact Check: Health Insurer Profits Not So FatFrom: Yahoo NewsWASHINGTON – Quick quiz: What do these enterprises have in common? Farm and construction machinery, Tupperware, the railroads, Hershey sweets, Yum food brands and Yahoo?Click here to view the entire article and classroom discussion questions:http://www.izzit.org/events/index.php
The article, from venerable journalistic giant Yahoo, does alot of things, including skipping over the fact that the Health Insurance Companies were making craploads of money from poor suckers for decades and that any increase is already over a substantial bottom line that most companies can only fantasize about. Oh, that Fact Check, it isn't working on the Yahoo site. The Railroad? Hershey? The companies that make heavy machinery? Wow, that sure is odd. They make more money in profit percentage than Health Insurance Companies!!! Scandalous!! It looks like those insurance companies aren't trying very hard or they forgot that Health Care is Cash, and Profit is Prophetic. Who wrote this piece? Gordon Gecko, would be my first guess, followed closely by Dick Army or Lou Dobbs and all they want is for those cry baby liberals to shut it. Now. Because, they obviously aren't getting their news from such reputable sources as Yahoo or Fuhx News. Chaos hopes you will read the article and then sit back and laugh until you pee your pants. Yes, this report is all f'd up and we were the first to bring you that news. Eat your heart out Huffington post and The Drudge Report. When it comes to F'd up news stories, we're the bomb diddedy!
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