TJ McPiggs Opens Up to Chaos!!!
Rare interview with Captain of Industry and Man Lacking Any Ethics!!!!
AC- American Chaos
TJ- TJ Mc Piggs- President of Sell Oil.
AC- You once stated that "the world would all be wearing towels on their heads, if it wasn't for Sell Oil and their Drilling and Swilling Program." Can you explain what you meant by that?
TJ- (Laughs so hard bubbles come out his nostrils). Oh, I mean to tell you that was a good one! Them Camel Jockeys really got their undies in a bunch over that one. I simply meant that if Sell Oil didn't drill every square inch of this wonderful world and then spend money on call girls at conventions or gas guzzling cars, we'd all be taking orders from Abdul and the night visitors.
AC- Do you have any regrets about that statement or any other denigrating comments about your competition or the world?
TJ- Sheee It, Young Feller. Oil boys bring the noise, oil men bring it again, and oil tycoons act like buffoons. It takes alot of Texas toast to make alot of texas tea and sometimes you burn the toast and scald the tea, I mean to tell you.
AC- Finally, why would you and Sell Oil advertise on a blog that has criticized your company for years?
TJ- Your money is as green as the next guy and I don't remember any body losing sleep over a few smart ass college kids telling jokes and causing trouble. Hell, I am going to fly out of this interview in a jet paid for by them saps at the gas pump, so I don't see any troubles taking your cash as long as the check don't bounce. Hell, if it do bounce, I'll dribble it all the way to the bank.
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