THE LITTLE ANGRY GUY IS PISSED OFF ABOUT....
The Little Angry Guy is Pissed Off about Things He Has No Control Over!!!!!
I am the Little Angry Guy. I used to be the Wirey Perturbed Fellow, but that wasn't angry enough for the general public. You wanted somebody who was lacking in physical stature, upset to the point of instability, and a male. Thus was born this column.
I will be telling you about things that really piss, hack, and tee me off. I have experience as an adolescent interventionist at various therapieutic programs throughout the 50 states and both Upper and Lower Somoa. I lost my practicing license in Middle Somoa and have not been able to find it since. Oh, well, their loss.
Here is the way I see things. The world is out to get you and me and everybody else if we don't identify our source of anger and lash out at it with unprovoked vitriol.
That leads to todays column. Who the hell decided that it was a good idea to place all those other #$%HOLES!!!!! in front of me on my way to work? I know I can't do anything about it, but it doesn't make me any less angry. Get them out of my way now or I'll get progressively more out of touch with my anger. What about government rules? Why do we have to go by their rules when we don't even like the b^st^rds?
For the love of Christ, who stuck this rock in front of my toe and stubbed it? Can you see how cheesed off I am about all this cr^p? Next week- Who the f$%k asked you?
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