GLENN BECK- YOU'RE TIME IS UP!Glenn Beck, you have 5 minutes and 34 seconds left on your 15 minutes of fame. You wish you were Lonesome Rhodes, when in fact you are a combination of Mad As Hell Howard Biel and Alchoholic Shamster Joe McCarthy. You prey on the witless and the insane, the unstable and the 21st century schizoid. Deer-in-headlighted eyes popping out of your long-gone melon like a childhood Halloween prank that backfired when the innocent kid down the block fell into the well. You put together unfounded conspiracies like Rachel Ray puts together a meal in 30 minutes: heavy on the presentation, light on the substance. Only Fox news in their paranoia that a black America spells a doomed nation could support your unhinged ramblings. Randomly graze through 5 minutes of your nightly medicine show and you may find out that Van Jones and Valerie Jarrett are at the center, the maelstrom, of a brewing race war that will surely mean a world that looks like a combination of Superfly urban ghettification and copulation at a level only rabbits could emulate. It is hard to believe that God made you and Desmond Tutu. It is hard to believe that you suffer the same afflictions that dog every alchoholic who needs to be working out his or her issues in public instead of with a licensed therapist. Are you sure you aren't still drinking? The target has been hit Glenn Wreck, you have been Chaossinated.
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