Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Dr. Joe McCratty- Gas Prices


I’m Dr. Joe Mc Cratty from the Institute Of Things You Should Know About.

Did you know that there are people in America that think gas prices are too high?

These same people would have you believe in all sorts of silliness, thinking that the two party system doesn’t work, the catholic church is hopelessly stuck in the middle ages, and that you can’t get a good pair of dungarees for under a sawbuck, and that a dollar doesn’t buy what it used to buy. I say poppycock,Commander! This soldier is in the battle to stay and I say the horse and buggy was good enough for a 7 year old Joseph Mc Cratty, it’s good enough for this year of which I’m not sure of the number.

So the next time you’re ready to throw a conniption over a mere 2 and a half dollars a gallon of gasoline, remember, there are choices we make every day and some of those choices may not be the ones we made ourselves but rather those of the others who choose to go down that road of life with horsepower or horse power. And remember, always remember, Watch Out

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