This is Dr. Joe McCratty from the Institute of Things You Should Know About.
Did you know that the Unions are responsible for the collapse of the Auto Industry, the shoddy quality of American workmanship, the unraveling, moral decay of society, the lower test scores across the board in every part of the pinko world called public education, and, that scourge of free enterprise, the paid bathroom break?
It has become abundantly clear to this sentinel of solid sensibility that the Unions are not content spreading their solly song of socialism to Citizen Sam Sucker and Suzie Simple Thoughts. I guess Willie Worker needs to have a weekend work pass and safety on the job laws that cost Mike Management an extra million every year! I recall a day when kids gladly gave a pound of perspiration and an extra digit or two to keep the cogs of industry and profit humming. Maybe America needs to borrow a page from the Chinese, those labor loving Walmart wonders of thrift, who know there isn't such a thing as child work slaves when teens are unseen and cash is king!!!
So, remember, we didn't build this fine country with Unions. We built them with sweat, elbow grease, and good old fashioned know how known as patronage and exploitation.
And, remember, when it comes to our friends the Unions, Watch Out!!!
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