This is Dr. Joe McCratty from the Institute of Things You Should Know About.
Did you know that there are some knee jerk nincompoops who think that bailing out the banks is a bad idea?
Do these people remember who cashes their checks and hands out free pens at the Independence Day Parade every year? Apparently not.
These thankless wonders who think less of the wonders of the banking system have forgotten that the bankers are the ones who bailed them out when things were bad by setting up loan agreements so they could drink away their college years at University of College State and State College University while their parents toiled away at the kind of jobs your current crop of people pleasing leaders threw away so they could join the blame game already in progress.
Listen up Larry and Lorie Liberal, a couple billion in bailouts for my buddies in banking is a drop in the bucket compared with the amount of money you waste supporting the candidacy of dunderheads like Dennis Kucinich and that actor guy Alec
Baldins, or Terry Pennwin, or whoever they are out in Hollycrud.
Don't ever forget the bankers without bailouts would just be another group of golfers in loud pants looking for a hand out instead of the upstanding men and women who creatively tuck your hard earned money away in foreign investments like AIG Europe, or World Bank Something I can't quite place at the moment,
Anyways, remember, always remember when it comes to banks and blowing off bailouts, brother, Watch Out!
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