Dr. Joe McCratty- Washboarding

This is Dr. Joe McCratty from the Institute of Things You Should Know About.

Did you know that washboarding is the only thing standing between this nation eating sand for supper or praying to Allah and standing up for the good old stars and stripes forever?

I'm sure the lillylivered liberals who love letting terrorists tromp all over our right to choose who we want and don't want to kill, will wimper and simper like the cowardly commies they encompass, ringing their manicured hands with pleas to live by the Geneva Convention laws. Well, let me state unequivocally, that I've been to conventions in Geneva and if there were any conventions that needed to be changed, these delegations of dullness take first prize. When the world tells us it's torture to gag Mohammed, pour a generous serving of H2O suffocation down his nostrils and force him to make up a few facts about things going boom in the night,then it's time to close up the borders and go home.

Washboarding is not just for jug bands and laundry tubs, it's also the only way to keep the towelheads from taking over the god given land we love.

Remember, the next time you hear some do-gooder tell you that washboarding is torture, tell them to tell that to Al Quaeda and his brother Bob and always, always,
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