AGAIN!!!American Chaos extends our warmest thanks to all the people who stayed home and decided their governor races were not important enough to miss a rerun of that one Family Guy episode where Stewie says "What the deuce?" and Brian or Peter acts drunk. Chaos says hooray for the apathetic voter who is content with the knowledge that their state is a hell hole and shows no signs of hope in the immediate future. It couldn't happen without your incredible lack of ambition, America. No, no. Put your money away. Your money is no good here. The next hundred drinks are on AC. It's the only way we could possibly see what you see in your America. By the way, you're driving home because we're celebrating another low voter turnout in a non-election year and we plan on being out late. Oh, American Voter, where would we be without you and your dumb love affair with sloth? I think you know the answer to that one, old friend and it reassures you that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Now, where's that remote?
Nice post, Mr. AC! How hard is it to vote? It's so lame that people don't bother to research issues and candidates, then actually go cast a vote. I realize that, in this age of the Internet, it's sooooooo hard to find information about candidates, where they stand on issues that are important, make a decision, then drive five minutes to vote.
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