I'm pointing my finger at you, Democratic politician at your so called Town Hall Meeting. My stubby finger is right in your face Congressman Communist and Senator Socialist. I'm even waving my finger at some of you who won't pay any attention to my finger being pointed at your face or should I say two faces. I am doing this because I am a white guy who didn't get a college education and feel passed over by those liberal college boys who live in their ivory towers made up of ivory, gold, and other rich people stuff. I am doing this because I have misplaced male aggression due to a poor father figure in my forming years according to the company shrink at my mall job. I am pointing my finger at you in an effort to scare you into doing what I say because I believe in this country and the way we dumped tea into some water place to make sure we don't pay no taxes no more or let some Pete or Pam Politician tell us when our old people can be killed or die before we kill them off ourselves by sending them to poorly run private nursing homes. I don't need government telling me it's going to prevent my health problems when I 've done just fine on my own working these five jobs. It's like that Glenn Beck guy said about President White Hater being a racist who is only stirring up guys like me to show up at these meetings, which are really not meetings and are not at any Town Hall. I point my finger because I love this country more than the next guy and just as much as the last guy and probably darn close to the guy who decided to kill that abortion doctor who killed all them babies and deserved what he had coming to him in the way of fingerpointing and white male hatred.
Speaking of that, I sure do love a heaping bowl of unfocused white, male hatred in the morning before I go to work. That's part of this patriot breakfast plan. So, get your health care crap out of my puss or you'll get an even bigger finger pointed at you. Now, I have to get back to my mall security job or my boss will have my ass and you'll never get another one of these little macho manifestos from your old pal Ted. Hey, kid, no skateboarding in the mall!!
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