This baby is in the running to become First Secretary of Infancy!!!

SENATE HEARINGS COULD GET UGLY FOR CUTE BABY!

Sources imbedded in the baby community have confirmed the news that the tot pictured at the top of this article is being considered for the First Secretary of Infancy , an office heretofore unknown to the general population and one that seems more apropos for our current crop of politicians than an actual infant. At this posting, we do not know any details about the name of the baby or the birthplace except that he answers to Billyboo, Babykins and Mommies' Little Man. The press asked the drooling tike about exploratory committees and the usual campaign financing drivel, only to be stonewalled by a media-savvy toddler with the ability to coo and ga ga his way out of any press conference pitfalls. When asked about his stand on breast feeding versus formula, the tike shook his unsteady head with the soft spot in the middle of it, stared the reporter down with the drunken, wide-eyed gaze of a senator caught with his pants down around their ankles, and simply said- "Doo dee doo dee ma ma gwip Eeee, wum ( rest is indecipherable)". The 15 minute press conference ended with a loud ,wailing, cry from the little bundle of joy and a squooshed face that was followed by an immediate end to the proceedings so that his mother could take him to the changing room to replace a stinky diaper and talk to the spin doctors about the latest polls on CNN. American Chaos will continue to keep you up to date on the details in this process and why it exists in the first place. The Republicans were busy challenging his birth certificate for no apparent reason, except that they have decided to react to any news like a bunch of overgrown babies who want their mommies and all the attention of the world, no matter how bad they look in terms of actually discussing the real issues that effect America and our newborn to 2 year old population. We're starting to see a definite pattern taking shape when it comes to the GOP. We'll try to keep abreast of this news as it develops. Get it, abreast and develops- that's the kind of humor you get from journalists who spend way too much time around the watercooler and on Facebook and not enough time checking sources.