Thursday, August 20, 2009

Signs ahead

NEW CHAOS FEATURE FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS!!!



Signs Ahead- Our slightly wobbly look at things to come at American Chaos.






Here's a rundown on what's coming up in the next few weeks:



  • The Obama Administration pisses off someone and lives to tell about it.

  • Town Hall Meetings turn out to be staged, just like professional wrestling.

  • Kids return to school only to find that their teachers have been replaced by really cool video screens that play games everyday, none of which improve their low IQ's.

  • Staycations become Stayawaycations as more people are forced out of work and into the living hell that is their home job search.

  • Someone praises a corporation for not laying off people and drastically cutting salaries of everyone , except for the CEOs and President who, of course, still make an obsene amount of money and continue to cheat the working man. Marx is right. The working man is a fool.



That's all for signs ahead for the next month, keep coming to Chaosland for all your updates.

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