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Chaos Sports Spot Editor's Note:The Chaos sports team is proud to bring you this Cahill Award winning investigative report on why people root for particular sports teams. We are not exactly sure how many parts the report has because we did not have a chance to really proofread the article due to the jarring nature of this topic. If there are any typos or incorrect information, we apologize and promise to try harder next time.
Reasons to Root for a particular team: Part 1
1) You like one or more of the players on a particular team
2) You like the color or uniforms of a particular team better than any other team color/uniform
3) You happen to live closer to the stadium of that particular team
4) You grew up closest to the city of a particular team and have no choice in the matter
5) You have committed a very serious crime by betting on the outcome of a particular team, so you root for the team that will most likely improve your financial situation and help you get all your belongings out of hock.
6) You always root for the particular team that is considered the underdog and the bookie gives you the spread, the points and a chance to geographically relocate if you blow this one, last bet
7) You think sports are silly, but you root for the particular team that your boyfriend/husband likes or doesn't like depending on how big his gambling debt is and whether you have spoken to each other in the last three days
Next week: Part 2- Reasons to root for a particular sports team- The Continuation
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