What's bothering you, America? Kids driving cars, lousy service at the senior center, punks talking back to nobody in general, uppity black presidents who don't know their place in society, having to meet in the middle of the dark woods with other like- minded men to engage in perverted rituals that praise the almighty power of the skull and the crossbones, and that Keith Overlord fella. Is that all? I'm kind of in a hurry. You see I've got to pick up my illegal firearm at the gun shop and gun down an abortion doctor with the unspoken endorsement of the catholic church. I tell you, Chaos, there never seems to be enough time in the day to do all the things on that honeydo list. I bet my wife sends me to the store later to pick up some things like shampoo, hair removal cream, plastic explosives, Nazi armbands and other lady items. Hope that was helpful boys. Anytime you need to talk, you just give old Jack a call,
Jack Bragstorm- Retired Minister, Fort Dodge, Kansas.
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