PLEASE PLACE SEAN HANNITY CAREER IN CENTER OF TARGET SITE-
Sean Hannity- you have a target on your bumper-sized forehead that says PLEASE TAKE MY INSANE THOUGHT PROCESS OUT OF ITS' MISERY!!!!! We are serving notice to you on a bed of iceberg lettuce- nobody wants to hear you stammer on about every paranoid conspiracy you Neocon- Artists spew on Fox Newsance. The fact you are on over 100 radio stations backs up the old saying that you can fool some of the people some of the time if they have only one station that has a clear signal and a deep, disturbing regret for almost every single life choice they have made since James turned 15 and Danny Partridge turned into Danny Bonaduce. You should know ahead of time that being chaossinated in public does not involve any act of violence, unless you consider sarcasm and public ridicule the ultimate form of eviseration. You will be able to hold on to your sad, chest pumping Macho Magilla Gorilla act and we will make sure that you get a chance to disappear into the jungles of lower ladder rung media, like anything that has Dick Morris or Bernard Goldberg getting a paycheck on a regular basis. Hey, wait, you already fit that description. I don't think it gets any lower, Sean. Your 15 minutes are up, Mr. Hannity. Please hand in your ID lanyard at the door and proceed to pundit oblivion where you can join all the others. Oh, by the way, say hello to Dr. Laura on the way out.
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