< T. Turner Trump- CEO In Charge of Corporate Chaos.You can’t always take the prom queen home , but you can have a lot of fun trying and so it goes for today’s businessman.
The Resume: Overrated. Just like most company complaint letters or Parade Magazine fan mail, most resumes are not even read before they hit the circulation file or the delete trash can. Most companies count the number of resumes they've received, then pick a number out of a hat. If they pick your number, and you have the right last name or you slept with the boss, you’ve got a job. For now. Tip for job seekers: nothing catches the eye of a prospective employer like a goofy cartoon of a drunk boss, the kind you find on bar napkins. It's a real icebreaker and funny to boot. Just ask Rick Sentanzo in Sales. And tell them you’ve worked for the FBI, CIA, and any other government agency that has three letters in its title. They'll never check and it sounds impressive, and if they check, say Sentanzo put you up to it. That guy cracks everybody up, even Old Stoneface in Human Resources. Keep it in the back of your mind that we’re not dealing with Einsteins here, we’re talking about businessmen, those guys who only got their jobs because they married the daughter of the company founder or have enough pictures of the CEO to blackmail them for the better part of a century or compromised their moral, ethical, and individual principles to go on that extra vacation to an island in the West Indies or buy that house in the gated community that keeps out riff raff and colored people.
Remember success is not an overnight guest, it’s a child that has to move back in with you due to poor decision making skills and an unhealthy appetite for self destruction, till next time, you’re only as good as your last phone sale inside the world of business
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