Things That You Were Meant To Believe- On Religion

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Today, boys and girls, we look at Things That You Were Meant To Believe About Religion!

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Did you know that God hates jews, or that jews killed Jesus, or that it isn't very Christian to criticize the President unless he's a black man and depraved socialist to boot? Did you also know that the War in Iraq, James Dobson, The Catholic Church and white men, in general, are beyond criticism if you really believe in God or at least the God who never knew their was a new testament or a son named Jesus?

Religion is important because it makes people see that whatever they say or think about the rest of the world, who let's face it don't look like us, is okay in Gods' eyes. Just ask our Religious Right leaders like Pat Robertson, Ralph Reed, and everyone over at the Moral Majority.

So, boys and girls, keep these things in mind when discussing religion according to those in the know over at the Religious Right - Same Sex Marriages will destroy everything we've worked so hard to build like an all white male power structure and high divorce rates.

You should believe these things about religion and then you'll know that special feeling inside that says you're completely in the dark and glad for it too!