Look who is back on the Chaos Kids Club!!! It's Imperial Word Wizard, Colonel Chaos!!!!Becktify- 1. to rectify a problem in a manner that makes your egomania grow in proportion to the preposterous nature of the solution you proposed in the first place. Sentence:The entire Republican Party decided to Becktify the problem of a black man being president in a white male power structure by accusing that black man of being a racist who hates white men. 2. to create controversy through irresponsible journalism without siting sources or having no idea what you are talking about in the first place; to speak not to rectify so much as to speak out of one's rectum where one's head may have sought shelter for years. Sentence: The far right wing talk show host decided to Becktify the problem when he threw gasoline on the fire of racial hatred by continuing to claim the black President was not born in America, even though evidence clearly stated the opposite.
Boys and girls, learn a new word every day and the world will learn to hang on your every word. Why, I bet if you're really lucky and the doctor has you on supplements, you could end up with a mustache like the Colonel. Even you girls. Pretty nifty, and it only requires a little mustache wax and a pinch of good, old self esteem. If you have any questions about Colonel Chaos or words in general, please correspond with your Chaos Customer Service member.
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