This is Doctor Joe McCratty from the Institute of Things You Should Know About.
Did you know that there are forces in this word, including the very pages this missive is printed on, that are out to spread malicious rumours about Sarah Palin and Mark Sanford?
Did you know that there are forces in this word, including the very pages this missive is printed on, that are out to spread malicious rumours about Sarah Palin and Mark Sanford?
Sarah Palin and Mark Sanford are nice kids who are trying to be the best governors that their states elected without so much as a second thought or the slightest clue about who they were or what consequences their fine, upstanding actions as governors would lead to in this year of which I am still unclear of the number.
Sarah Palin brought jobs to ruffians and ne'er do wells who otherwise would be running around our nation stealing mailboxes and knocking off elections with baseball bats. What is her payment for this? She is forever cursed with mealymouthed media making up stories that she's doing this or that or resigning her office before her term is up to pursue nothing in particular. Why I have a mind to wash their mouths out with calves liver oil and goose soap. This woman is not only a harbinger of things to come for girls who wear glasses and don't accept passes from lads who eye lasses who aren't in their classes, she is also a mother and wife and can see Russia from her house. The last time I checked , Joe Stalin was about an inch away from sailing over to America and taking Alaska hostage and I like my oil prices low and my seal meat boiled.
Mark Sanford likes sex we're told and who doesn't, as long as it's with your wife and done with one foot on the ground the way the Hayes Laws in Hollywood tell us, just ask that starlette, Rita Hayworth. The pack of rats known as journalists in America are all hot and bothered that he took money from his taxpayers to go to Argentina to see another journalist. Professional jealousy will tear this country apart I mean to tell you and who will pay for it all? Joe Q Public and Joe McCratty, that's who, and the last time I checked my mattress there wasn't alot of George Washingtons available for early withdrawal. Mark Sanford is only a man living in a state that is unaware of it's own surroundings and I say more power to the blissfully unaware voter who lets the people in the know like Mr. Sanford run the show. Imagine what would happen if Mr. Sanford showed up to work as the governor and Marty Middle Class was the new top cop in North Carolina? I deign to say it only leads to same sex marriages and balanced budgets put together by Stalinists.
So, leave these youngsters alone and let time take its toll and charge the 40 cents necessary for passing along the road of life.
And,remember, always remember, Watch Out!
Sarah Palin brought jobs to ruffians and ne'er do wells who otherwise would be running around our nation stealing mailboxes and knocking off elections with baseball bats. What is her payment for this? She is forever cursed with mealymouthed media making up stories that she's doing this or that or resigning her office before her term is up to pursue nothing in particular. Why I have a mind to wash their mouths out with calves liver oil and goose soap. This woman is not only a harbinger of things to come for girls who wear glasses and don't accept passes from lads who eye lasses who aren't in their classes, she is also a mother and wife and can see Russia from her house. The last time I checked , Joe Stalin was about an inch away from sailing over to America and taking Alaska hostage and I like my oil prices low and my seal meat boiled.
Mark Sanford likes sex we're told and who doesn't, as long as it's with your wife and done with one foot on the ground the way the Hayes Laws in Hollywood tell us, just ask that starlette, Rita Hayworth. The pack of rats known as journalists in America are all hot and bothered that he took money from his taxpayers to go to Argentina to see another journalist. Professional jealousy will tear this country apart I mean to tell you and who will pay for it all? Joe Q Public and Joe McCratty, that's who, and the last time I checked my mattress there wasn't alot of George Washingtons available for early withdrawal. Mark Sanford is only a man living in a state that is unaware of it's own surroundings and I say more power to the blissfully unaware voter who lets the people in the know like Mr. Sanford run the show. Imagine what would happen if Mr. Sanford showed up to work as the governor and Marty Middle Class was the new top cop in North Carolina? I deign to say it only leads to same sex marriages and balanced budgets put together by Stalinists.
So, leave these youngsters alone and let time take its toll and charge the 40 cents necessary for passing along the road of life.
And,remember, always remember, Watch Out!
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