This is Dr. Joe McCratty from the Institute of Things You Should Know About.
Did you know that some people in this country are against bombing our enemies and some even want to shut down the production of the old boy for time eternal? Have you ever heard such infernal thinking in your life? It sounds like somebody needs a quick history lesson long on windedness and short on details.
I recall a story about the Japs and Jerrys during WWII or the Great War or the War to end all wars or the Greatest Generation War or whatever mishmash of wars you want to call it before I lose my train of thought again. This story reminds me of a conflict I see between the U S of A and the Great Satan known as the rest of the universe. It seems the Japs or Yellow Scourge, as they were known at the time, were planning on doing something to another country when Uncle Sam waved a finger called the bomb and Tokyo Rose had to get in the unemployment line known as nuclear annihilation. Jerry, or the Nazis, also had a plan to do something to the Russians and GI Joe when Allied Forces Al left a present at Dresden called bomb, bomb, bomb. So, Great Satan, don't be so sure we won't do the same for you and leave a little something on your front doorstep one fine day. That's just what this doctor ordered and I believe it's always important to follow this doctor's orders.
So the next time someone starts planning something undesirable to you or your country, simply call on our old friend, Mr. Bomb. I think you'll be pleased with the results. And remember, always remember, Watch Out!!!
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