LOOK WHAT'S COMING TO YOUR TOWN!!! THE CHAOS SHOPPING CLUB VAN!Welcome to the Chaos Shopping Club, your one stop shopping paradise for all those things you thought you needed but really didn't in the long run! This week we have a special on:
Terrorist Cell Phones, for the on the run terrorist who needs his network to follow him anywhere including dead spots like Al Qaeda caves, yellow cake bakeries in Yemen, and anywhere in Cleveland, Terrorist Cell Phones provide the kind of coverage that you just can't get in mountainous terrain or at Taliban border check points without paying a steep monthly rate and roaming with no apparent destination fees . Only 44.95 a month for the entire package plan for first time terrorists. You won't see that price from Sleeper Cellular, Al T & T, or Uprizon. Act now, we'll throw in a personalized pen set.
Catholics, pick up the Pope Benedictaphone for dictating arcane church doctrine with the type of technology that hasn't been used since Second Vatican. 19. 95 and three hail marys.
If you wonder what all the hubbub about this Skip Gates incident is all about, and are tired of hearing the brothers whine about 911 and police profiling, you might want to pick up a deck of Race Cards, the playing cards to use whenever a brother is being treated unfair by a white working class stiff. Race cards, collect them all and trade them with your friends for just a whiff of self respect and dignity. 22.25. Chaos Shopping Club. All offers are final, unless we get a better one.
Really? Yes really the Benedicataphone really exists - look here:
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